I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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25.Aug.14 3 days ago


do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

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25.Aug.14 3 days ago


*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

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25.Aug.14 3 days ago


*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

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25.Aug.14 3 days ago


finding money in your pocket that u forgot about


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24.Aug.14 4 days ago


do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

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22.Aug.14 6 days ago